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Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

Konstantin, a songwriter and master guitarist, runs away from numerous problems to the nature reserve Mikhailovskoye. Kostantin has long lost any way of income and has almost given up hope to be heard, living by sheer inertia and often drawing on alcohol.

卢(lú )鹏程(☔)(chéng )，白(📿)天是(shì )普通住(〽)宅小区里的保(💌)安，晚上是酒吧通(tō(😠)ng )宵驻唱歌(gē(😩) )手。 卢鹏程对(duì(👍) )保安(✝)(ān )工作毫(💌)无(wú(🛀) )兴趣(qù )，终(🙅)日在(🤦)(zài )传达(dá )室里(🆚)晕睡、补觉，甚(🎷)至个性自视清(qīng )高，不爱与同(tó(👮)ng )事来(🏙)往。 他有(yǒ(⏩)u )一个(📢)歌手(shǒu )梦(🔲)，但十(🤶)年来(lái )，毫(háo )无(👏)进展，反复辗转(🙈)在三流酒吧里驻唱，收入无法(fǎ(💕) )保障(🙏)。保(bǎo )安工(🏙)(gōng )作(🚭)是他难(ná(🗣)n )得找(⬆)(zhǎo )到的一(✉)份(fè(🍆)n )有稳(wěn )定收入(🕡)，他认为白天“清闲”的工作。 但长期(🏴)黑(hēi )白颠倒的(🕟)(de )状态(🕕)(tài )和无法(👟)实(shí(🥚) )现梦(mèng )想(🥫)的压(👂)抑(yì )，令(lìng )他呈(🖤)现颓(tuí )废，尤其(⛓)在三十岁的当天。 因为卢鹏程(ché(🤸)ng )的主(🎻)要疏忽，盗(🐯)窃贼(⚓)假(jiǎ )扮搬(⏲)(bān )家(👭)公司，大白(bái )天(🎪)搬空了(le )小区(qū(🚤) )里的一家住户，刑事恶劣，住户损(🚬)失惨重。卢鹏(pé(🥛)ng )程面(🦂)临被(bèi )辞(💃)退(tuì(⛅) )。当晚，在驻(🐚)(zhù )唱(📬)酒吧内(nèi )，女(nǚ(🔮) )友李晓华送上三十岁的生日蛋糕，向卢鹏程求(😼)婚(hū(🏗)n )，卢鹏程(ché(📩)ng )不仅(🕥)(jǐn )回避，演(🤧)(yǎn )唱(🐕)时(shí )与客人发(🏸)(fā )生暴(bào )力冲(✊)突，将怨(yuàn )气都发泄在此。李晓华(🥊)失望(🤸)离开，卢鹏(🚽)程被(🕸)(bèi )酒吧(ba )辞(♊)退。 卢(🎊)(lú )鹏程(chéng )与李(🚲)晓华(huá )是大(dà(🕎) )学同学。十年(nián )里，李晓华一度放(🎷)弃自我，在精神(🎟)和经(🎏)济上支持(👞)(chí )卢(💀)鹏程，等来(👣)(lái )的(🎞)却是卢(lú )鹏程(🤩)(chéng )一次又一(yī )次的(de )追梦失败和回避他们的爱(🐗)情。 第(🗿)二天卢鹏(➡)程清(🚵)醒(xǐng )后，李(🛁)晓(xiǎ(🎡)o )华在(zài )卢鹏程(🚔)家(jiā )里照(zhào )顾(🍽)身体渐(jiàn )差的(de )奶奶，正(zhèng )式向(xià(🚋)ng )卢鹏(👜)程提出分(🥓)手，卢(🆘)鹏程依然(🙏)没有(♿)(yǒu )勇气挽回(huí(😝) )。 三(sān )十岁，像(xià(🐫)ng )是所(suǒ )有关于青(qīng )春的(de )热血都(👶)戛(jiá )然而(ér )止(📀)。 巧合(🐁)的是政府(😶)组织(🏴)了一次社(👅)会主(🙄)义核心价值(zhí(🕖) )观原创歌(gē )曲歌(gē )手选拔大(dà )赛，卢鹏程百(bǎ(💳)i )般斗(🤾)(dòu )争克服(🚴)了亲(🦁)情的变故(🎴)，外界(🛩)舆论的压力，对(🐥)爱父(fù )母爱情(🕝)的(de )憧憬(jǐng )，自己婚(hūn )姻渴(kě )望在(🍈)决赛(🚲)(sài )中一(yī(👕) )举成(🚷)名，最终收(➰)获了(➿)美丽的妻子李(⚽)晓华。

每年八(bā(🚝) )月，夜幕(mù )降临(lín )下的爱丁(dīng )堡(⚪)城(chéng )堡，就只(zhī(🌪) )属于(🚚)(yú )戏剧和(🥌)军(jun1 )乐(🏅)，力与美的(🌪)表达(🐊)。

Three strangers from different backgrounds find themselves trapped inside a confined mansion and as they run low on resources they soon figure out the only way to escape is for one to kill the other two.

When a couple visits a remote cabin and cross paths with a compulsive liar, their vacation takes a dramatic turn for the worse.

马云是马姓裴(🐱)满氏家族的最后一(yī )代贵族，因其(qí )第十三房(😆)(fáng )姨(🔂)太(tài )所生(🥡)之子(🚊)(zǐ )［马(mǎ(🙀) )十三(🌌)］天生力大无(🍻)穷，生惹是非，被(🌪)马云忍痛送(sòng )往武馆“无双(shuāng )馆(➡)”学习(👭)(xí )攻守(shǒ(🦄)u )之道(🔮)。